Pissing Yourself on Ecstasy - Hannibal Buress

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Hannibal Buress recalls accidentally pissing himself at a party, running into Scarlett Johansson in New York City, and teaching his niece and nephew about gambling. (Contains strong language.)
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Hannibal Buress: Live from Chicago
Original airdate: March 29, 2014
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  1. Peter Most
    Peter Most
    3 ditë më parë

    I like Hannibal better than Chappelle cuz he doesn't constantly rely on anti white jokes

  2. Timberwolf Mountaineer
    Timberwolf Mountaineer
    11 ditë më parë

    Kamaru Usman is funny!

  3. Jim Moriarty
    Jim Moriarty
    14 ditë më parë

    Haha 😂

  4. Tony Tony
    Tony Tony
    16 ditë më parë

    Hey Scarlett I Heard bro dat line killed me😭😭😭😭🔥🔥

  5. Aedis Firlaeni
    Aedis Firlaeni
    25 ditë më parë

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  6. Ryan Jones
    Ryan Jones
    Muaj më parë

    This is very helpful during my current crisis

    1. Carmine Galante
      Carmine Galante
      24 ditë më parë

      Stay up bro. Life does that to us all eventually.

  7. Kelp
    Kelp
    Muaj më parë

    i dont know when he wrote that joke, but the bears AINT BEATING THE TITANS NO MORE HUH? OH YEAHHHHH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

    1. JubioHDX
      JubioHDX
      Muaj më parë

      2014 lmao

  8. Liam Samuels
    Liam Samuels
    Muaj më parë

    Whys this so funny bruh

  9. Zaph
    Zaph
    Muaj më parë

    I really do forget that Hannibal is a famous comedian sometimes

  10. alex ray
    alex ray
    Muaj më parë

    Titan up.

  11. Leon Judge Artwork
    Leon Judge Artwork
    Muaj më parë

    What was the instrumental then on the x bit its on the tip of my tongue

  12. The Lyle
    The Lyle
    Muaj më parë

    I did this when I was 16 after waking up on my friends garage couch that I broke into the night before.

  13. Heathen Brown
    Heathen Brown
    Muaj më parë

    I bet he’s fun to hang out with, but his stand up don’t be hit’n for me.

  14. Ben Burnett
    Ben Burnett
    Muaj më parë

    Hannibal keeps getting funnier

  15. David Fountain
    David Fountain
    Muaj më parë

    Kinda hope they end up together now.

  16. Crystal McCormick
    Crystal McCormick
    Muaj më parë

    Imagine being named Hannibal. Poor guy LOL

  17. Campbell Markantonatos
    Campbell Markantonatos
    Muaj më parë

    Love that he finally did this bit live. He told this story like 8 years ago on a podcast

    1. Carmine Galante
      Carmine Galante
      24 ditë më parë

      I thought he was just writing Colin Jost off as collateral damage for this bit.

    2. JubioHDX
      JubioHDX
      Muaj më parë

      this is a 7 year old show

  18. Username
    Username
    Muaj më parë

    my favorite comedian

  19. TheHehe1223
    TheHehe1223
    Muaj më parë

    "One of my friends gave me ecstasy" you know damn well it was Eric Andre

    1. Tastes like Pennies
      Tastes like Pennies
      Muaj më parë

      And it was great!

  20. WaxestLowa732 R
    WaxestLowa732 R
    Muaj më parë

    🖤

  21. Mystorymenzi
    Mystorymenzi
    Muaj më parë

    I wish he was funny

  22. QQ
    QQ
    Muaj më parë

    A craftsman.

  23. sativa rosegold
    sativa rosegold
    Muaj më parë

    OT but anyone notice that 5 second timer on the ads seems to have been slowed to 7 seconds lol

    1. Carmine Galante
      Carmine Galante
      24 ditë më parë

      @sativa rosegold I watched some random Jerry Springer clip on Instagram, and I thought, they used to hold us hostage during daytime TV with this garbage for years and years. I'll say that much for the streaming stuff. Still, ALfirst suggestions/trends are just a less efficient control mechanism.

    2. sativa rosegold
      sativa rosegold
      24 ditë më parë

      @Carmine Galante oh definitely gonna get worse not better

    3. Carmine Galante
      Carmine Galante
      24 ditë më parë

      @sativa rosegold Bro. Look at your bank statement closely. Storage charges for Google Drive and Apple iCloud, everybody has Netflix and/or Hulu, a lot have HBO (as a GoT fan I had it for years and still do). Even network TV wants to charge you for content. Try watching the new version of The Stand. You had to get a special subscription for that. To watch UFC you have to get ESPN+ and still pay PPV. What I'm saying is that they are going to bleed us to death for using SaS/premium content. That's the direction things are headed in IMO.

    4. sativa rosegold
      sativa rosegold
      24 ditë më parë

      @Carmine Galante lol yes I've noticed some are actually 7 seconds, and some are "5" but really amount to 7. What's crazy is you pay for things like Hulu and still have to watch several ads. It never ends

    5. Carmine Galante
      Carmine Galante
      24 ditë më parë

      There are still some 5 second ones though. I think they just added a middle tier, because Google is in desperate need of insane amounts of money.

  24. Turtleproof
    Turtleproof
    Muaj më parë

    New York City: not only is there one bathroom within hundreds of miles, ya gotta pay to use that nasty hole. What an outdated, loud spoken dump of a pile.

    1. Carmine Galante
      Carmine Galante
      24 ditë më parë

      How about the trough? It was designed to lower 8/10 guy's confidence and transfer it to the other 2. There's talk of upsetting the status quo, but despite being the majority, they still don't have the right numbers.

  25. Mike Debret
    Mike Debret
    Muaj më parë

    I hate this guy with a passion

  26. Cathy Cabral
    Cathy Cabral
    Muaj më parë

    The man who brought down Bill Cosby.

  27. Jedi256
    Jedi256
    Muaj më parë

    i used to not like this guy but he has definitely grown on me over the years...love his delivery and mannerisms

    1. RUFINO MARTINEZ
      RUFINO MARTINEZ
      Muaj më parë

      Forreal? I’ve always liked him over Eric Andre and his part with broad city

    2. Jedi256
      Jedi256
      Muaj më parë

      @Jimmy Hooks I think the moment he won me over was his brief role on Neighbors

    3. Jimmy Hooks
      Jimmy Hooks
      Muaj më parë

      Same! I didn't think he was very funny is the first couple movies I saw him in. But after watching a bunch of his stand up lately, I'm on board now 😂💪🏼

  28. TheNobleFisherMen
    TheNobleFisherMen
    Muaj më parë

    If he fucked that que up. He woulda never Dj'd that gig again.

  29. Blunter S Thompson
    Blunter S Thompson
    Muaj më parë

    Lmao this bout to be lit

  30. Greene Docs
    Greene Docs
    Muaj më parë

    I usually don't like feemale comics but she got potential. A bro could never do a domestic violence joke tho, he would get canceled

  31. Karolin
    Karolin
    Muaj më parë

    I pissed myself on ecstasy, I've been high out of my mind on most drugs but on e is the only time I pissed myself. My friends tucked me in bed and I thought I was on the toilet. I had a couple of beers and smoked too, I guess my body was just THAT relaxed 😂 Combined with me having a full on hallucination about sitting on the toilet and not laying in bed.

    1. awe ninety
      awe ninety
      20 ditë më parë

      @JHIXofficial 763 dont spread fuckery on the internet projecting ya bullshit opinion lol just say TEST YOUR PRESSED PILLS not all e pills are made the same remember anybody can buy a mold press

    2. JHIXofficial 763
      JHIXofficial 763
      20 ditë më parë

      Don't try ecstasy do try mdma if you want ecstacy is cut with meth, heroin, etc

    3. awe ninety
      awe ninety
      Muaj më parë

      😭😭🎯

    4. leighton huxley
      leighton huxley
      Muaj më parë

      @Slim you definitely should

    5. Slim
      Slim
      Muaj më parë

      Lmao im never trying ecstasy

  32. Chris Oberg
    Chris Oberg
    Muaj më parë

    But what about blannibal?

  33. brizzal3
    brizzal3
    Muaj më parë

    Why is the title that? He talked about it for like 3 seconds if that

    1. Isaiah Lowe
      Isaiah Lowe
      Muaj më parë

      clickbaiting 101

  34. Alex Sanchez
    Alex Sanchez
    Muaj më parë

    Hannibal is my favorite comedian hands down for a reason

  35. Sir Dennis The Great
    Sir Dennis The Great
    Muaj më parë

    Yip, he ain't a simp😂😂😂

  36. Sami Akmal
    Sami Akmal
    Muaj më parë

    Yesss a new Hannibal clip

  37. mtfine
    mtfine
    Muaj më parë

    Met Hannibal at a conference in Boston. Nicest guy ever

  38. Shaun M
    Shaun M
    Muaj më parë

    Which special does he speak about cookies being biscuits and biscuits being cookies?

    1. Shaun M
      Shaun M
      Muaj më parë

      @trevor hill which special was it if you don't mind?

    2. trevor hill
      trevor hill
      Muaj më parë

      They’re scones

  39. Savon Pierre
    Savon Pierre
    Muaj më parë

    No one noticed the gun shot que?

    1. ii Captain
      ii Captain
      Muaj më parë

      What?

  40. QweenKoopa👽
    QweenKoopa👽
    Muaj më parë

    SCARRLETTT 👁 👁

  41. King Miklo
    King Miklo
    Muaj më parë

    The sports gambling killed me

  42. Seth L
    Seth L
    Muaj më parë

    Colin Jost swooped her up ❤️

    1. Carmine Galante
      Carmine Galante
      24 ditë më parë

      If he wasn't such a cool dude I would unabashedly trash, not the man, but the office he occupies. My Plan B involves bribing a bartender for her used glass and an incubator in a Chinese lab. Code named Creepy Science, with a subsequent movie deal directed by the clone of John Hughes.

  43. mattieskemoevie
    mattieskemoevie
    Muaj më parë

    Meanwhile he knows she will see this bit, letting her know he loves her on a meta-level, genius 😂

  44. Mateo Banda
    Mateo Banda
    Muaj më parë

    Even with his glasses on, he looks like he still can't see properly.

    1. Winston
      Winston
      3 ditë më parë

      He was a blind comedian all along

    2. MoistyCheeks
      MoistyCheeks
      27 ditë më parë

      @ii Captain he said it in one of his specials

    3. Paul DePrizio
      Paul DePrizio
      Muaj më parë

      He is high.

    4. DGK345
      DGK345
      Muaj më parë

      He he’s high af

    5. ii Captain
      ii Captain
      Muaj më parë

      @Tony Lee How do you know that?

  45. Ashley Nicole Torres
    Ashley Nicole Torres
    Muaj më parë

    Hannibal is the best of the best 👌

  46. SKPjoe Coursegold
    SKPjoe Coursegold
    Muaj më parë

    he's good.

  47. John McFadin
    John McFadin
    Muaj më parë

    Gotdamn, Hannibal is the man.

  48. CharlesDaLast -
    CharlesDaLast -
    Muaj më parë

    Scarlet is married to Colin Jost, and Hannibal is probably still her favorite comedian. Can anyone blame her?

    1. macewbee
      macewbee
      Muaj më parë

      Yep

    2. Tim Graf
      Tim Graf
      Muaj më parë

      Jost is on SNL but his standup is not very good. He's definitely not known for his standup.

    3. Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent
      Muaj më parë

      @RaymondGW Name weekly programs that are big in other countries-their response would probably match yours.

    4. RaymondGW
      RaymondGW
      Muaj më parë

      @iRobotic Gaming so this is a question which sounds dumb, but...here we are. Is Saturday Night Live not a big thing outside of America, in your opinion? As an American, I have no idea.

    5. iRobotic Gaming
      iRobotic Gaming
      Muaj më parë

      @grizzlehatchet1 as I said, NATIONAL Nobody knows him where I live. Once again, USA thinking they're the center of the world. And yes, movies are known far and wide, whereas a television show in one country, not so much. Heck, people don't even watch TV that much anymore, and especially not American channels, where I live. Burress is basically somewhat internationally known. My parents don't even speak English, but they recognize Burress, because of movies.

  49. Shade Singer Covers
    Shade Singer Covers
    Muaj më parë

    Super great comedy, i wish my music was this good

    1. Lebogang Mokgokoloshi
      Lebogang Mokgokoloshi
      Muaj më parë

      Damn. . .same thoughts about my music 😂😂

  50. Patti Stockton
    Patti Stockton
    Muaj më parë

    I love this guy. He is so damn funny.

    1. Reagan
      Reagan
      Muaj më parë

      You two would make a great couple

    2. Mike Debret
      Mike Debret
      Muaj më parë

      Funny

  51. Noah Logue
    Noah Logue
    Muaj më parë

    Is he still alive? Can't remember.

    1. Noah Logue
      Noah Logue
      Muaj më parë

      Yes

    2. ii Captain
      ii Captain
      Muaj më parë

      @Noah Logue I was confused for a second, too; you might be thinking of Patrice O'Neil?

    3. mr. meowgi
      mr. meowgi
      Muaj më parë

      Yes

  52. John C Henry
    John C Henry
    Muaj më parë

    Lol

  53. chrissy love
    chrissy love
    Muaj më parë

    He hella funny 😩🤣😂😂😂😂

  54. Gurk
    Gurk
    Muaj më parë

    Hannibal is the best

    1. Angel Cueva
      Angel Cueva
      Muaj më parë

      Not even close bud

    2. Machine Cinema3
      Machine Cinema3
      Muaj më parë

      @Wake and Bake Now maybe rude but hes fair

    3. Gurk
      Gurk
      Muaj më parë

      @Wake and Bake Now doubt that lmao

    4. Wake and Bake Now
      Wake and Bake Now
      Muaj më parë

      He's appearantly an ass in real life though.

  55. Elisabeth Spoonfork
    Elisabeth Spoonfork
    Muaj më parë

    You win nothing

  56. Dunkfest 2k17
    Dunkfest 2k17
    Muaj më parë

    did i win