Checking Yourself Out When You’re Drunk - Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes compares marriage to a business and admits she still feels 26 years old.
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Wanda Sykes: Tongue Untied
Original airdate: July 22, 2003
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  1. MiSeur Luci Fer Diablo
    MiSeur Luci Fer Diablo
    Ditë më parë

    😆

  2. mushoba chinyama
    mushoba chinyama
    11 ditë më parë

    You welcome to borrow 😭🤣🤣🤣

  3. Michael McCarthy
    Michael McCarthy
    14 ditë më parë

    Very little payout for a long investment listening. Basically she just says the words "sexy" and "26" a bunch of times, with an obligatory "bitch"

  4. Melvin Carlton Johnson III
    Melvin Carlton Johnson III
    15 ditë më parë

    😭😭😭😭😭😭 will you marry me 🥳🥂🎊🍾🎉🥳 III

  5. Rizan Rianah
    Rizan Rianah
    16 ditë më parë

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    1. ramesh vallarasu Vallarasu
      ramesh vallarasu Vallarasu
      12 orë më parë

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  6. Lara Neville
    Lara Neville
    16 ditë më parë

    Oh Wanda, how the world goes 'round...

    1. Shoaib Valkery
      Shoaib Valkery
      4 orë më parë

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  7. Jacynda Minor
    Jacynda Minor
    16 ditë më parë

    It’s crazy how many people had to hide who they were back then. Looking at how far we’ve come, just within my lifetime, makes me feel hope for all that’s still left to mend in our broken and hateful culture. When I can update someone’s language without a boomer throwing a hissy fit about how “sensitive” everyone is these days (sensitive boomers are sensitive about being asked to be ... sensitive?) I’ll feel better.

  8. dy/dx
    dy/dx
    17 ditë më parë

    For people wondering if they should get married, don't do it. Wanda speaks the truth here. You get nothing good out of a marriage other than some tax reduction. But if you're getting married for the sole purpose of tax reduction, then you probably shouldn't be in a marriage in the first place.

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      noel penon
      Orë më parë

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    2. Landril
      Landril
      5 ditë më parë

      After years of being married I still feel it's been one of my best decisions. Although I can imagine like anything it's not for everyone

    3. Jacynda Minor
      Jacynda Minor
      16 ditë më parë

      She’s married to a French lady and they have twins now. It blows my mind that people manage to tie their shoes and drive cars but still can’t comprehend the subjectivity and rampant variability of value within relationships.

  9. BN1971 N
    BN1971 N
    17 ditë më parë

    Voice is like nails on a chalk board. Can't stand her

    1. Soul Glow
      Soul Glow
      Ditë më parë

      @Tiffany Ellis 😂🤣😂🤣RIGHT!!!! being all bitter and miserable

    2. Tiffany Ellis
      Tiffany Ellis
      11 ditë më parë

      You came here to say that? lol. Millions of other videos, and you came here to say that.

  10. Breneser
    Breneser
    17 ditë më parë

    she's great

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      Malaysian Emergency Transport 1
      12 orë më parë

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  11. Michael Friedline
    Michael Friedline
    17 ditë më parë

    Comedy Central posting 18 year old clips - Wanda talking about being married to a man and joking about adopting kids

    1. Jesse Ruffolo
      Jesse Ruffolo
      13 ditë më parë

      Lmao and with kids now.

    2. QuoiEstAmanda
      QuoiEstAmanda
      15 ditë më parë

      I was thinking the same. Still good comedy though.

    3. John Sutphin
      John Sutphin
      17 ditë më parë

      before she came out is lolz

  12. Sheiv Rich
    Sheiv Rich
    17 ditë më parë

    26 year old wind 😭😭

  13. igolnush abd
    igolnush abd
    17 ditë më parë

    YOU NEED TO WASH

  14. Kris Santos
    Kris Santos
    17 ditë më parë

    Him: I'm all out of clean underwear. Wanda: ohh, you need to wash... I did my laundry yesterday... I've got a dresser full of my clean draws 👙... 😀 you're welcome to borrow a pair... to tide you over... if you like 😆😅😂

  15. SKPjoe Coursegold
    SKPjoe Coursegold
    17 ditë më parë

    she's good.

  16. Hermit
    Hermit
    17 ditë më parë

    "Marriage is an institution for raising children." I gotta think about this one......

  17. JadaLouiseX
    JadaLouiseX
    17 ditë më parë

    This is so funny now that she has adopted twins

    1. JadaLouiseX
      JadaLouiseX
      17 ditë më parë

      @Jesse H. she has a set of white twins w her french wife. It’s so so funny seeing her old material knowing her new stuff

    2. Jesse H.
      Jesse H.
      17 ditë më parë

      Ha! I didn't know that. Guess she's a better person than she thought she was 😉

  18. HOSTILE MGTOW
    HOSTILE MGTOW
    17 ditë më parë

    This has been a feminist, man-hating, family-hating, ancient, propper, god-established, god ordained institution destroying, luciferian public service announcement 😒.

  19. Sherry Lennon DeWitt
    Sherry Lennon DeWitt
    17 ditë më parë

    Tick tock you lil brats 😂

  20. Sahil Sonawale
    Sahil Sonawale
    17 ditë më parë

    Wanda...♡♡♡

    1. Srykmni Srykni
      Srykmni Srykni
      35 minuta më parë

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  21. Sherry Lennon DeWitt
    Sherry Lennon DeWitt
    17 ditë më parë

    That’s about it 😂

  22. Bones ;-;
    Bones ;-;
    17 ditë më parë

    FIRST