America’s National Anthem Should Be a Bruno Mars Song - Roy Wood Jr.

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Roy Wood Jr. explores what it would take to get people more enthusiastic about the national anthem and compares equality in the U.S. to the service at an Applebee’s. (Contains strong language.)
Watch more of Roy Wood Jr. in Dark Humor, a docuseries detailing the influences, experiences and perspectives of Black comedians:
Roy Wood Jr.: No One Loves You
Original airdate: January 25, 2019
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  1. Stephanie Moore
    Stephanie Moore
    48 minuta më parë

    “Remove your hats and raise your pinkie rings to the moon” 😂😂😂

  2. George Washington
    George Washington
    51 minutë më parë

    "He's braver than yo bitch ass"- Roy Wood

  3. Teresa Scott
    Teresa Scott
    Orë më parë


  4. Highway Hero
    Highway Hero
    3 orë më parë

    Clicked here cuz I saw his amazing forehead

  5. D Smith
    D Smith
    4 orë më parë

    What's more American than standing next to the Hawaiin, Mexican, White, Lesbian, Jewish man Bruno Mars! LMAOOOOO

  6. Truth is Censored
    Truth is Censored
    9 orë më parë

    What he mean saying "Stolen Land, Stolen People, Stolen song"? They didn't steal these things, they "Discovered" them🤨🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♀️

  7. BlaQ Batman
    BlaQ Batman
    9 orë më parë

    Please remove your hats and put your pinky fingers to the moon 😂😂😂😂

  8. GGGlider
    10 orë më parë

    Sounds like a challenge for a dope ass national anthem remix!!!

  9. Jayce Smith
    Jayce Smith
    19 orë më parë

    He used to be funny but now it's just biotching and complaining.

  10. Heath Skiles
    Heath Skiles
    19 orë më parë

    Slash. Slash is way more American.

  11. Gio 888
    Gio 888
    Ditë më parë

    Exactly what “comedians” are meant to do, enlightened the peeps

  12. malindarayallen
    Ditë më parë

    I was at Red Lobster minding my business.

  13. Gyan Kumar
    Gyan Kumar
    Ditë më parë

    Jimi Hendrix's national anthem kicks ass though

    1. Rae Min-Laan McNeil
      Rae Min-Laan McNeil
      Ditë më parë

      Yes it does! Facts!

  14. Philip Ferrer
    Philip Ferrer
    Ditë më parë

    Shoe game go hard bruh 😁 bron 15's

  15. Bentley James
    Bentley James
    Ditë më parë

    Damm he funny

  16. Russell Gilbert
    Russell Gilbert
    Ditë më parë

    Roy Wood, Jr. is DOPE!

  17. Ross Thompson
    Ross Thompson
    2 ditë më parë

    He looks like every race at the same time 😂😂

    1. Tonia T
      Tonia T
      Ditë më parë

      Now that’s true😂😂😂

  18. 92alpha13
    2 ditë më parë

    “You running around telling stolen people on stolen land that they should stand for a stolen song?!?!” Roy Woods Jr. #Barz

    1. Aid3 Vil
      Aid3 Vil
      Ditë më parë

      @Heath Skiles if you sell something that isn’t yours, you’re stealing... buying something you know is stolen taking part of stealing... people aren’t property. People didn’t choose to be bought off. Hence, stolen no matter how you look at it.

    2. Heath Skiles
      Heath Skiles
      2 ditë më parë

      @Aid3 Vil They weren't stolen. They were sold by their neighbors.

    3. Aid3 Vil
      Aid3 Vil
      2 ditë më parë

      @Heath Skiles Descendents of people that were STOLEN from their land.

    4. Heath Skiles
      Heath Skiles
      2 ditë më parë

      WTF does "stolen people" mean? 🤔

  19. K RIJAL
    2 ditë më parë

    America is a restaurant.... 😂😂😂

  20. Lola Cole
    Lola Cole
    4 ditë më parë

    ...And some of us need to speak to a manager! 😂😂😂

  21. Joshua
    6 ditë më parë

    I do find it hilarious how the people who get offended by people kneeling during the national anthem have no idea that it's a rip off of "God Save the Queen".

  22. ✹ m e l o f e r g™✹
    ✹ m e l o f e r g™✹
    7 ditë më parë

    The remix 😂😂😂 There isn’t a topic Roy Wood Jr. can’t make funny

  23. Albert Barajas
    Albert Barajas
    8 ditë më parë

    The labored switch conversly guarantee because flower splenomegaly unpack alongside a learned pump. cagey, awesome tip

  24. Jessica Evans
    Jessica Evans
    9 ditë më parë

    He just gets better and better

  25. Na Si
    Na Si
    11 ditë më parë


  26. can yildiz
    can yildiz
    12 ditë më parë

    Kinda dumb

  27. Donelle Harrison
    Donelle Harrison
    15 ditë më parë

    Roy talkin' TRUTH, with genius comedy. I love it.

  28. elyayé conch'etumadre
    elyayé conch'etumadre
    17 ditë më parë

    Daaaaamn.... We were just chilling at Red Lobster....

  29. Firstname Lastname
    Firstname Lastname
    17 ditë më parë

    The comment about Bruno Mars had me rollin’ 😂👍

  30. this life though
    this life though
    18 ditë më parë

    comedians talking so much truth.

  31. Miles Law
    Miles Law
    18 ditë më parë

    That dude really like that manager joke

  32. Asa Smith
    Asa Smith
    18 ditë më parë

    I have indeed downloaded the national anthem on my phone.

    1. Sharon Murugi
      Sharon Murugi
      8 orë më parë

      We are only as great as our conscience allows.......

    2. Sharon Murugi
      Sharon Murugi
      8 orë më parë

      @Asa Smith lol

    3. Asa Smith
      Asa Smith
      21 orë më parë

      @Rae Min-Laan McNeil because this is the best damn country in the world.

    4. Rae Min-Laan McNeil
      Rae Min-Laan McNeil
      Ditë më parë

      WHY tho????

    5. Asa Smith
      Asa Smith
      3 ditë më parë

      @Lola Cole once or twice a week.

  33. Ava Max Videos
    Ava Max Videos
    18 ditë më parë

    Kings & Queens would be a great choice

  34. Everette Bradfute
    Everette Bradfute
    19 ditë më parë

    I don't know about Bruno Mars, then again he did write the Lazy Song....

  35. Rosie
    19 ditë më parë

    Roy is fucking hilarious 😂 glad daily show picked him up

  36. Yaki Gesher-Zion
    Yaki Gesher-Zion
    19 ditë më parë

    Personally I like the national anthem lol

  37. Julie Armer
    Julie Armer
    19 ditë më parë

    Yes. Speak to the manager!

  38. Shannon Havisham
    Shannon Havisham
    19 ditë më parë

    This was hilarious and too real.

  39. Ronny Shama
    Ronny Shama
    19 ditë më parë

    I remember Roy wood practicing this joke on andrew shulz's segment "inside jokes" i really wish he did the joke about the vet throwing the 1st pitch at a baseball game like a grenade

  40. diti shti
    diti shti
    19 ditë më parë

    As an albanian,we tried comunism about 50 years,but never found the equality that the books taught us.

    1. Mitch Jones
      Mitch Jones
      19 ditë më parë

      @ricecristi racism got you down? What specifically has hit home? My Niece didn’t get into Veterinarian school cuz she’s white, sorry “not a diversity candidate”. When you’re right, you’re right.

    2. ricecristi
      19 ditë më parë

      To much greed. Same with capitalism. There’s no perfect governing system if greed exists. Having to additionally deal with racism while in a f*cked system, makes life feel unlivable.

  41. diti shti
    diti shti
    19 ditë më parë


  42. Chrystine Gaines
    Chrystine Gaines
    19 ditë më parë

    Yep, excellent "southern white guy" voice, the Alabama childhood paid off Roy I love it 😂

  43. McAllister Museum
    McAllister Museum
    19 ditë më parë

    Vince Staples did say the national anthem don't even slap

  44. Dibyong
    19 ditë më parë

    He's also Filipino...

    1. Dibyong
      2 ditë më parë

      @Lovette e

    2. Lovette
      2 ditë më parë

      And Puerto Rican

    3. Mariposaoro Fusion food Channel
      Mariposaoro Fusion food Channel
      19 ditë më parë

      Puerto Rican!! Wepa!

    4. Dumpster Jedi
      Dumpster Jedi
      19 ditë më parë

      Truly captures the essence of every American

    5. Dibyong
      19 ditë më parë

      @jared hulum yeah heheh

  45. The Crazy Russian
    The Crazy Russian
    19 ditë më parë

    it should be *Everybody knows shiт's fuсked* by Stephen Paul Taylor.