Teachers Should Retire Like NBA Players - Nore Davis

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Nore Davis reflects on his brother’s transition as a transgender person and breaks down how teachers are like celebrities. (Contains strong language.)
Watch more of Nore Davis in Dark Humor, a docuseries detailing the influences, experiences and perspectives of Black comedians: standup.com/darkhumor
Original airdate: November 8, 2019
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  1. Senpai Khalid
    Senpai Khalid
    Ditë më parë

    Aye yo I remember I saw my finance teacher at Walmart & I had said hey but I forgot her name & we had just graduated HighSchool that summer 😭💀

  2. the super family ost
    the super family ost
    Ditë më parë

    "I didn't know he was transitioning into an @$$hole" I died! 😅😂🤣😂

  3. Sebastijan Veselji
    Sebastijan Veselji
    Ditë më parë

    He's got good perception on different angles. This was refreshing.🤣

  4. Rick Dye
    Rick Dye
    2 ditë më parë

    More Nore

  5. Corey Luce
    Corey Luce
    2 ditë më parë

    Really? First thing I hear is white people have no culture? That's cool.. I guess I can be racist now as well.

  6. Meghna Chatterji
    Meghna Chatterji
    2 ditë më parë

    “Obama sauce” 😂

  7. UrbanKumaKage
    2 ditë më parë

    Fsck DragonBall and all they fans. I don't love that shxt. . .

  8. Troll Bait
    Troll Bait
    3 ditë më parë

    "No, you live in school!!" 😂😂😂

  9. chase noneya
    chase noneya
    3 ditë më parë

    Sunny got no damn Obama sauce

  10. Halos and Horns
    Halos and Horns
    3 ditë më parë

    We laughing about that going back in the corner to recharge but thats where we headed

  11. Halos and Horns
    Halos and Horns
    3 ditë më parë

    The lady loud and proud THANK YOU.

  12. Halos and Horns
    Halos and Horns
    3 ditë më parë


  13. Halos and Horns
    Halos and Horns
    3 ditë më parë

    Im laughing at his own joke or sneezing was so cute

  14. Eli Booth
    Eli Booth
    3 ditë më parë

    I love that we are reincorporating racism into our comedy shows again, just the other way around.

    1. 3two
      3 ditë më parë

      Lol what about this was racist

  15. Jescah E
    Jescah E
    3 ditë më parë

    When he said 3 things we love, my mother first then dbz second. I felt that 😢💕😍

  16. Love Heals
    Love Heals
    4 ditë më parë

    Notice how Ms. Davis DID, in fact, remember and recognize Trey a million years later. ❤

  17. Love Heals
    Love Heals
    4 ditë më parë

    I appreciate the love shown to teachers. It's so real!!! I still remember and cherish kindergarten, 2nd & 5th grade teachers. They rock. ❤🙌🏿

  18. West Jeffery
    West Jeffery
    4 ditë më parë

    “Y’all not gon let me fight?”

  19. JJ Guap
    JJ Guap
    4 ditë më parë

    A lot of teachers do retire like nba players. The goats get facilities named after them and plaques on the wall.

  20. Leanne Robinson
    Leanne Robinson
    4 ditë më parë

    Pink panther made me cryyy 😂😂😂

  21. Rich Carroll
    Rich Carroll
    4 ditë më parë

    Goku 🐉 💪🏾

  22. Sigh
    5 ditë më parë

    Key and peele?

  23. Shun Williams
    Shun Williams
    5 ditë më parë

    Not funny

  24. brochill47
    5 ditë më parë

    Three "clap break" statements is too much

  25. Trevor Eischen
    Trevor Eischen
    6 ditë më parë

    Wearing a DBZ sweatshirt as I watch this. This is good stuff.

  26. Terrance Miller
    Terrance Miller
    6 ditë më parë

    Very Respectfully and well done ✊🏿 🏳️‍⚧️

  27. J.r
    6 ditë më parë


  28. Thabiso Johnson
    Thabiso Johnson
    6 ditë më parë

    This guy was hiiiiilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

  29. Ime Aunjie
    Ime Aunjie
    7 ditë më parë

    You remember *me* ?! You remember *ME* ?! YOU REMEMBER ME??!!!

  30. Kayla Johnson Grey
    Kayla Johnson Grey
    7 ditë më parë

    Mr. Bobrick! I knew I’d see you again 😂

  31. dlykes1020
    7 ditë më parë

    Lol he is funny! These were refreshing jokes that I haven’t heard people speak on! Loved it! Also my mom is a teacher 😂

  32. TheIsaeldelgadojaime
    8 ditë më parë

    "I didn't know he transitioned into an asshole" 😭😭

    8 ditë më parë

    Bro dragon ball z wow never seen that coming way left field

  34. Apolonia Arteaga
    Apolonia Arteaga
    8 ditë më parë

    i’m ghost

  35. Emily Espinosa
    Emily Espinosa
    8 ditë më parë

    “When he was transitioning I didn’t know he transitioned into an asshole” AAAAAAAH that was a good one

  36. Michael Dunn
    Michael Dunn
    8 ditë më parë

    Bro I watched the Martha's Vineard part a thousand times

  37. Blakkstar
    9 ditë më parë

    no you live in school

  38. K D C
    K D C
    9 ditë më parë

    Imagine saying he went to an all blk area and saying they have no culture and only chocolate flavor. Racist woke 💩 comedian

    1. DriftyTheKid
      4 ditë më parë

      Damn calm down snowflake, you dont gotta be offended by everything

  39. Jdaprod
    9 ditë më parë

    yoooo wen he called caramel "obama sauce" i fkn died lmfao

  40. Robert Brownell
    Robert Brownell
    10 ditë më parë

    Has anyone else notice that Comedy Central no long releases stand up videos of any other race? All blacks. No asains, whites or Spanish. Seems pretty racist to me

    1. Birgetta Johnson
      Birgetta Johnson
      4 ditë më parë

      @Robert Brownell it might be 😂 or you have a tendency to search and watch black content and so it shows you more of that to keep you engaged. It depends on your recent habits. Engage with diversity and you will be served diversity.

    2. Robert Brownell
      Robert Brownell
      6 ditë më parë

      @Birgetta Johnson so you’re saying the algorithm is racist? 👌 🤣

    3. Birgetta Johnson
      Birgetta Johnson
      6 ditë më parë

      Must be the algorithm bc if you click their profile that’s not nearly correct

  41. Jordyn On Drums
    Jordyn On Drums
    10 ditë më parë


    11 ditë më parë


  43. Ashram Smith
    Ashram Smith
    12 ditë më parë

    Original&funny! Gd job...

  44. Dr. C.C.
    Dr. C.C.
    13 ditë më parë

    My new favorite comedian! Well done!!!!

  45. Fulani Deedee
    Fulani Deedee
    13 ditë më parë

    YES! My grandmother was a teacher. This was the exact way that her former students would approach her and the exact way that she reacted towards them. To the point that whenever I saw my former teachers I'd never speak to them.

    1. the super family ost
      the super family ost
      Ditë më parë

      When my, now grown, kids would see their teachers in public it was always a big deal. Absolutely star struck. 😅🥰

    2. Terence Byrd
      Terence Byrd
      8 ditë më parë


  46. Light Above The Sky
    Light Above The Sky
    13 ditë më parë

    your funny but whats up with that shirt bro lmao

    1. NC Hawks Fan
      NC Hawks Fan
      10 ditë më parë

      Its a sweater and you must still wear white tall tees...

  47. Samantha Ventura
    Samantha Ventura
    13 ditë më parë

    Idk man from what I hear from all our bougie clients Martha’s Vineyard is less “cultured” than Nantucket. Those are the two places I mention when I make fun of WASPs 😂

    1. Taman Shud
      Taman Shud
      8 ditë më parë

      @Gavin Lee stands for White Anglo Saxon Protestant.

    2. Gavin Lee
      Gavin Lee
      8 ditë më parë

      Whats a wasp?

  48. Donald Ohiri
    Donald Ohiri
    13 ditë më parë

    that black panther joke did not age well

  49. Katelyn Parrott
    Katelyn Parrott
    13 ditë më parë

    I’m a teacher, this is true! It’s a big deal to be seen in public. There’s a GUARANTEED sighting whenever I’m sick and/or didn’t wear makeup. Guar.ran.tee. And, if Im having a moment and go thru McDonald’s two days in a row... students will def be at drive thru serving me. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    1. Terrance Miller
      Terrance Miller
      6 ditë më parë

      We love our teachers!!!! 💝

    2. Stunna2k18
      8 ditë më parë

      I’m in college and I genuinely lose my mind til this day. Only for the cool teachers/professors tho! 🤣💚

  50. Kair Free
    Kair Free
    13 ditë më parë

    Did he just call hot fudge “Obama sauce”?!?! Lmao 😂

  51. Skide godt Egon!
    Skide godt Egon!
    13 ditë më parë


  52. Cholera_do
    14 ditë më parë

    He's got the broad shoulders of Captain America and the beautifully dainty hands of Liberace.

  53. PDG
    14 ditë më parë

    this guy is funny but has horrendous takes.

  54. LostStonerBoy
    14 ditë më parë

    Hey @Nore Davis, It's not called LGBTI you dummy, it's LGBTQ+, Duh!

  55. pstolabros
    14 ditë më parë

    This brotha is hilarious. "So y'all not gon' let me fight?"

  56. Melvin Carlton Johnson III
    Melvin Carlton Johnson III
    14 ditë më parë

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 III

  57. Mîköl Pharley
    Mîköl Pharley
    14 ditë më parë

    This dude is gonna be huge! Killed me with that Obama Sauce bit

    1. Robert Arnold
      Robert Arnold
      6 ditë më parë

      No he says stuff you aren’t allowed to say anymore

  58. Byron Farmer
    Byron Farmer
    14 ditë më parë


  59. thembp82
    14 ditë më parë

    He's funny as hell 🤣🤣

  60. Robert
    15 ditë më parë

    Hell yeah I love Nore content

  61. blaxicanbruh
    15 ditë më parë

    I woulda left him back but his mama too ratchet 😩😭😬😂

  62. BighomieJ5x -
    BighomieJ5x -
    15 ditë më parë

    When I saw my 4th grade teacher 20yrs later she was just as excited as i was she still had a slamming body so i .....gave her 2 kids 🤦🏾‍♂️🙈🤭 what was I supposed to do let her slide like I did back in the day ?

    1. BighomieJ5x -
      BighomieJ5x -
      3 ditë më parë

      @Troll Bait she was only 24 , she looked liked all the students she was only 5'2

    2. Troll Bait
      Troll Bait
      3 ditë më parë

      Wait wut?? How old was she when she taught you in 4th grade? 😂😂 props tho that's awesome

    3. LaNecia
      4 ditë më parë

      S-s-sir what 😃

    4. Jamie Duckson
      Jamie Duckson
      5 ditë më parë

      Bruh just pulled a whole Ms. Trinidad off Martin!! #YouTheRealMVP #BruhGotHisTrinidadAndBecameADad #HeATrinidaddy

    5. AmNeenja
      8 ditë më parë

      I respect it

  63. The Cooper Tech Kid
    The Cooper Tech Kid
    15 ditë më parë

    This is the future of comedy 🥱....... I'm out ✌️

    1. john gray
      john gray
      11 ditë më parë

      Bro how did u not like this

  64. Julie Mc!!!!!
    Julie Mc!!!!!
    15 ditë më parë

    CLASSIC the pink panther joke was hysterical ♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️

  65. Ace
    15 ditë më parë

    So funny and so real! The thing about Dragonball Z killed me 🤣

  66. Manifest Dreams
    Manifest Dreams
    15 ditë më parë

    He said his brother transgender I d.a houser he was transgender

  67. Valerie Pierce
    Valerie Pierce
    15 ditë më parë

    The zany increase consequently land because south korea secondly avoid amidst a tiny bird. mature, impossible coat

  68. Morgan London
    Morgan London
    15 ditë më parë

    Too funny!

  69. Fábio Dias
    Fábio Dias
    15 ditë më parë

    White people have no culture? Ok bye then

  70. Wraith Ghost
    Wraith Ghost
    15 ditë më parë


  71. Dwayne Hiler
    Dwayne Hiler
    15 ditë më parë

    Wtf is the I, there's an I in the alphabet group now? Serious question, what does the I mean? And what's the difference, between L and G, and the difference between G and Q? U know what, nevermind, I'll probably just in up confused....im pretty sure there's an offensive comment in there somewhere that i narrowly avoided.

    1. Craig Crissman
      Craig Crissman
      2 ditë më parë

      @Dwayne Hiler all good, you learn something new everyday

    2. Dwayne Hiler
      Dwayne Hiler
      2 ditë më parë

      @Craig Crissman Oh wow. I didn't even know there was a word for that.

    3. Craig Crissman
      Craig Crissman
      2 ditë më parë

      @Dwayne Hiler cisgender is the opposite of transgender. Basically means your gender aligns with the sex you were born

    4. Dwayne Hiler
      Dwayne Hiler
      6 ditë më parë

      @Birgetta Johnson Thank u, but now you've added "cisgender" to the list of things i dont understand lol. I've never even heard that term before.

    5. Birgetta Johnson
      Birgetta Johnson
      6 ditë më parë

      @Dwayne Hiler queer is an umbrella term that some people use when they generally do not align with heterosexual or cisgender but do not fit neatly into a specific box. It’s kind of like checking “Other” or “None of the above” in a multiple choice question.

  72. SCSilk
    15 ditë më parë

    Facts. I have a friend who’s been teaching for 30 years. I’ve been with her when former students run into her. She might as well be a platinum album winner.

    1. Apoorv Singh
      Apoorv Singh
      6 ditë më parë

      That's a teacher's love for the students out there

    2. Sunn Shynne
      Sunn Shynne
      12 ditë më parë

      I feel this so deep! My mom was this teacher. She still is years after retiring! 💜

  73. CharlesDaLast -
    CharlesDaLast -
    15 ditë më parë

    Very funny

  74. Bigg Juntao’
    Bigg Juntao’
    15 ditë më parë

    He’s good. We will see him soon💯

  75. Zay redd
    Zay redd
    15 ditë më parë

    Funny af 🤣

  76. ام محمد
    ام محمد
    15 ditë më parë

    مناشدة من ام فلسطينية من قطاع غزة للقلوب الرحيمة وفاعلين الخير لوجه الله تعالي عن النبى صلى الله عليه وسلم: (من نفَّسَ عن مؤمنٍ كُربةً من كُرَبِ الدنيا، نفَّسَ اللهُ عنه كُربةً من كُرَبِ. يومِ القيامةِ. ومن يسّرَ على معسرٍ، يسّرَ اللهُ عليه في الدنيا والآخرةِ. ومن سترَ مسلمًا، ستره اللهُ في الدنيا والآخرةِ. واللهُ في عونِ العبدِ ما كان العبدُ في عونِ أخيه) انا ام لأطفال ايتام اناشد القلوب الرحيمة اناشد اهل الخير والكرم انا لديا اطفال ايتام وليس لدينا معين انا واطفالي واعيش ببيت أجار ولا أستطيع دفع اجار المنزل لعدة شهور وتراكمت عليا الديون بسبب الاجار وديون للكهرباء والمياه والبقالة والصيدلية بسبب العلاجات وانا لم أستطيع سد اي شي من الديون وانا و صاحب البيت كل يوم مشاكل الله اعلم فيها و يريد طردنا من البيت بسبب الاجارات المتراكمه عليا والله لم استطيع سدها وانا واطفالي نريد السترة والعيش براحة وامان ولكن الزمان جار عليا وعلى اطفالي وانا باستنجد بفاعل خير يرحمنا انا بأرفع يدي لله لرب العالمين بالدعاء ان يرسل لي ابن حلال اخ او اخت ينجدونا من الفقر والظلم والذل اللي احنا فيه والله وربي شاهد عليا لا اريد غير الستر بالبيت بمأوى شو ما كان لي ولأطفالي والله ما النا مكان نطلع عليه وضعنا كتير سيئ والله اطفالي فاقدين كل شي ومحرومين كل شي لا حياة ولا عيشة متل الخلق وانا مش طالع بأيدي اي شي اعملو وحاولت كتير اعمل بس للاسف ما ساعدني الحظ بأي شي وباطلب من فاعل خير يساعد اطفالي ويسترنا بالبيت انا واطفالي ويعتبر اطفالي اولاده او اخواته بالله ويحميهم من الشوارع ويسترنا الله يرضى عليكم ويوفقكم ويرزقكم من واسع فضله اعملو الخير بما يرضى الله مساعدة عائلة محتاجة الله اعلم بحالها وبظروفها ارجومسامحتي لطلبي الظروف اصعب منى وحسبنا الله ونعم الوكيل بكل من كان سبب لوصولي لطلب المساعدة بهذه الطريقة للتواصل. رقم الجوال والواتساب 00970592631917

    1. Made For Ear
      Made For Ear
      9 ditë më parë

      Nice touch

  77. shannon wilson
    shannon wilson
    15 ditë më parë

    The little mermaid reference is the most ♥️👑 almost cried

  78. — celumbral —
    — celumbral —
    15 ditë më parë

    can confirm as a trans guy the 'a' in trans stands for asshole

  79. Carson Smith
    Carson Smith
    15 ditë më parë

    “Goddamn Obama sauce”💀💀💀

    1. Ball Bandars
      Ball Bandars
      11 ditë më parë

      Random asf😂😭😭

    2. Carson Smith
      Carson Smith
      15 ditë më parë


  80. Anthony Bo
    Anthony Bo
    15 ditë më parë

    This guy is going places

  81. Anderson Ash
    Anderson Ash
    15 ditë më parë

    Aye real talk tho seein teachers out in the wild used to blow my mind.

    1. Mrs. Camillia Jones
      Mrs. Camillia Jones
      7 ditë më parë

      My 6th grade science teacher lived in my neighborhood and one day my brother, sister & I went to corner store and saw him buying a case of beer and flipped out!! As if our parents didn’t drink 😂😂

    2. Lil B
      Lil B
      9 ditë më parë

      My algebra teacher was 3 years older than me I dropped out and linked up with her at the gym😂

    3. Baby Cakes
      Baby Cakes
      13 ditë më parë

      Mee too my dude

    4. Gray V. Mhan
      Gray V. Mhan
      13 ditë më parë

      As a teacher I make sure not to go to the part of town I teach just so I don't have students spot me in the wild

    5. JST Dnac
      JST Dnac
      15 ditë më parë

      Not in the wild 😅

  82. The ArrowheadD Gyaff
    The ArrowheadD Gyaff
    15 ditë më parë

    “No baby.... you can’t read.... it’s alright” 🥵😂

  83. Lovie G
    Lovie G
    15 ditë më parë

    This dude is funny!

  84. Aick Sofonofos
    Aick Sofonofos
    15 ditë më parë

    Genius.... damn!

  85. Tamatha Kibler
    Tamatha Kibler
    15 ditë më parë

    Hello from Detroit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥

  86. Christopher Cepeda
    Christopher Cepeda
    15 ditë më parë